Too much newsworthy stuff happening today, and I'm too out of blogging lately to do any justice to these items.
For now, I'll just take this opportunity to address the low-hanging fruit. Probably the biggest news of the day was the fact that North Korea took the occaision of the 4th of July to test launch a number of missles into the Pacific. (As of the most recent news reports, the final number appears to be 7 missles.)
Of course, all of the news articles make a point of mentioning that these missles may be capable of reaching Alaska. As such, I feel obligated to comment on this in the way only my deep geopolitical insight can truly cover with any amount of gravitas:
Setup: Kim Jong-Il has a Taepodong that can reach Alaska.
Punchline: OH, SURE!! MAYBE IF HE'S STANDING THREE INCHES AWAY FROM THE BORDER!!! LOL!!!11!11!
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