Sunday, April 30, 2006

Barbeque Grills - Made in USA

We are currently looking to purchase a barbeque grill. I'm someone who can appreciate a nicely-grilled burger, but I'm by no means a hardcore grill chef. As such, we're basically looking for something that's moderately nicer than the nearly-disposabe things you can buy in a grocery store, but we certainly aren't looking for "The Bestest Grill Eva!!!

Whenever I'm buying a somewhat big-ticket item, I try to determine if any of my choices are made in the U.S. Even though it may be a weak gesture right now, I'd prefer to pay a premium for something made in the U.S. and keep my dollars going to domestic manufacturers.

Unfortunately, given our stated critieria for the barbeque grill, our optimal selection might just be a low-cost import in the $100-200 range. Searching on Sears' website for "grill made in the usa," it seems like our selections are limited to Weber grills and one Kenmore grill that is more than we're really looking to spend.

Curses. What is the ethical, domestic-manufacturing-conscious US consumer to do?

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Picture of Weber Genesis Silver Grill appropriated from Sears.com

ING CD Rates

As you all know, I'm a big fan of ING Direct. Before I get into details, I'll point out to everyone that they just bumped their savings rate up from 4.00% to 4.15% today, so..."Yay!" My fandom notwithstanding, they sure have a way of cheesing me off with their CD rates.

Since it's been obvious for over a year now that the Fed was going to keep raising rates, it's been rather counter-productive to put money into any long-term CDs until one is reasonably certain that we've reached the peak of the rate-raising spree. And now, all of the signs seem to indicate that we're close to that end.

Back on April 14, ING bumped the rates on all CDs over 1 year duration up to 5.00%. However, yesterday, they apparently bumped everything over a 2 year down to 4.75%. (They did push the 12 month rate up to 5.25%, so I just dropped some money into one of those.) I get the impression that the CD-rate-setting department periodically goes out and gets loaded, and sets the rates at giddy highs, then realizes what they did a few days later and fixes things.

The conventional wisdom suggests that the Fed will raise rates another quarter point in May and then hold tight after that. Presumably, ING will bring the long-term CDs up to 5.00% at that point. I was hoping the end result would be an over 5% 5-year CD, which would be pretty freaking compelling. Hell, a guaranteed, FDIC-insured, "your account will NOT lose value" 5+% return is hard not to love.

And frankly, a straight 5% under those conditions ain't too bad, either. But still....grrr.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Search Results

I've waited for this day for so long. Today I just discovered that someone found this blog by searching for "herbal roofies."

Hurray, hurrah, oh great frabjabulous day! Since the day that post went up, I knew that someday, somebody would search for some bizarre thing and google would make me happy...and my patience was well rewarded.

I can't say for sure, but that might well be the best search string that returns exitramp, Evah! It's also heartening to know that kids nowadays are aware of the health risks that are associated with your garden variety, Big Pharma ketamine.

Party at my place tonight. Bathtub roofies and paint thinner will be provided.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Homestar Anniversary

So, as part of my never-ending quest for the truth, I intended that I would definitively, once and for all, identify which sbemail was the first to introduce the Bear holding the Shark. (Hint: It ain't theme park, it's date)

However, while doing my research, I realised that we are now approaching the N-X anniversary of 20X6. Truly, the 01:02:03-04-05-06 anniversary pales in comparison.

Looking forward to Stinkoman within the next 90 years, Yours Truly, mergenow.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Net Neutrality - Take Action

Originally noted via boingboing...the fight for 'net neutrality? Oh, it's been broughten.

Interestingly, this is a topic which unites conservative blogger Glenn Reynolds (aka Instapundit), MoveOn.org, the ACLU and Gun Owners of America.

SaveTheInternet.com

Write your Congresspeople, educate yourself, spread the word.

War of the Beer Blogs

Um, hey...bds...this guy is muscling in on your beer review blogging territory. And he's got links to people melting cars via thermite reactions.

I'm not sure if this here blogosphere is big enough fer the two a' you.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Learning Foreign Languages

Over the last week or so, I've been trying to brush up on my French. I took four years of French in High School and have tried to maintain some minimal comprehension throughout the years.

In the past, I've purchased numerous different tapes and CD courses. Now I'm evaluating some of the "learn a foreign language" software, and reading Le Monde.

One of the thing that has stricken me lately, is that I'm amazed at how hard it is to hear a foreign language (That's "hear", as opposed to "read & write") if one doesn't have the opportunity to talk with a native speaker on a regular basis.

I never felt this way when I was younger, but by the same token, I was only hearing selected French speakers on "Learn to Speak French" CDs, and didn't have the ability to effortlessly watch a French-language program or newscast, whenever I felt like it.

But there definitely seems to be a certain malleability in the young mind which enables learning a new language. And I'm rather pissed that I didn't have the opportunity to learn other languages sooner than High School. While playing around with the software, I've noticed I can pick up languages that are similar to English, French or Spanish much more easily than those which are not. (Japanese seems easy; I can't even begin to retain basic vocabulary in Mandarin; Dutch=easy; German=ridiculously hard given how much of English is derived from Germanic tongues.)

Suddenly, I'm thinking about the deathless controversy over making English the One and Only Official Language of the USA. When I was younger, I was firmly in the camp that argued: "If you want to live here, you'd better learn the language." Now, I have to face the fact that it would have been nice to have grown up multilingual.

Damned smarty-pants Belgians. And Swiss. And...well, a pretty huge chunk of the rest of the world, I guess. grumble, grumble....

Thursday, April 20, 2006

4-20 post

You know what to do.

Smoke 'em if you got em...

UPDATE Curses...actual post time was clearly a bit late.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Radiohead - Boston Dates Announced

Great. It turns out that Radiohead announced their first non-bonnaroo US tour dates, in Boston, and I will be in Seattle on those days.

Oh well. According to ateaseweb, they're planning multiple nights in Philly, and I assume I can count on a night or two at MSG.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Rumormillblogging - Net Neutrality

As the battle for 'Net neutrality heats up, the fark tagline summarizes it best: "Google, Ebay and Amazon to AT&T: Suck it. We'll build our own network"

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Fat Amrericans - Someone Else's Fault

msnbc.com is reporting that most Americans agree that other Americans are fat. However, only 40% consider themselves fat.
Ninety percent of Americans know that most of their compatriots are overweight, but just 40 percent believe themselves to be too fat, according to a study published Tuesday
Given the numbers, and accepting that most of my friends seem to consider me skinny, I'm a bit surprised to find that I rank at the very top end of normal. Either the numbers are unreasonable, or we've all lowered the bar.

Time to skip the dessert tray, fatty.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

PBS Frontline - The Tank Man

I was just watching Frontline on PBS, and caught the The Tank Man story some way in. They were talking about modern China, and definitely painted a picture that sounded like 19th century America or Britain, with an odd mix of the 21st Century West.

I don't think it's controversial to say that in the last few years, all of the above countries have spent much time fretting over immigrant labor. I'll take it a step further and posit that this is a direct result of the post Regan/Thatcher era of strike busting and privitization, just to take a gratuitous jab at the right-wingers.

The interesting thing about the report was the discussion about the treatment of migrant rural Chinese workers moving into the affluent coastal cities. The establishment needs the migrant workers for cheap manual labor, but they cities strictly regulate the residency of the workers in the city. I could hardly manage to hear a difference between the discussion of this dynamnic versus the discussions currently happening here about illegal Mexican aliens. Only in this case, they're all technically citizens of the same country.

Perhaps the most interesting bit, in light of the kerfluffle raised by Yahoo and Google conceding to the Chinese government demands of censorship, is the actual discussion of The Tank Man.

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They pointed out the fact that the Tiananmen Square demonstrations of 1989 were significantly fueled by the classic protester class, the college students. They then pointed out that a significant chunk of current Chinese college students are the children of the privileged elite.

Significantly, the four college students they interviewed were completely unfamiliar with the images of The Tank Man, and they explicitly asserted that "most people under the age of 20 have probably never seen the images." (I'm curious to see what the results would be if you showed the same picutres to American students of the same demographic. This was not addressed in the segment.) They then segued into a segment in which they pointed out that google image searches for "Tiananmen Square" in the West return copious quantities of results that most of us who are over 30 would recognize in a second, while the Google China results return none.

(Note: I need to watch the segment again, however. Even though the Chinese-speaking students were alleged to not recognize the picture at all, I could have sworn they said that the male student said "1989?" early in the interview. It sure seems odd that 1989 would come up if he didn't have some idea of what he was looking at.)

The main point I'm trying to make here is that we certainly hear enough about the liberalisation of China in the last 15 years. And as much as I don't want to see American workers lose their jobs to globalization, I can certainly understand the argument that it's time for the rest of the world to share in the benefits of industrialization. But there's clearly still an argument that there's some chilling excesses of the Gilded Age-style excesses that benefit the wealthy few at the expense of the common man.

(/socialism) (I still haven't figured out how to make blogger ignore pointy-brackets)

Saturday, April 08, 2006

War on Christmas Redux

So, back in the end of twenty-oh-five, we heard much discussion about the "War Against Christmas."

But what about Easter, that seminal holiday of Christianity? Much ink has been spilled about how the Easter Bunny is taking the holiday away from its argued Christian origins. (link)

But finally, we get to see the other side of the argument. The Easter Bunny is a seriously badass dude, and frankly...the Easter Bunny Hates You.

Tennessee Tornadoes

Honestly, I have not been able to follow the news much latley. Tonight I just now hit the msnbc homepage and was freaked out by the following picture.
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Apparently, last week tornadoes killed 24, and today they're reporting between 10-12 dead. (Story headline and details in the actual arcticle don't match)

Um...even for those who are global warming doubters, I'd think it would be prudent to consider the possibility that it's real, and start pushing for policies that don't openly spit on the possibility.

Time for some more contributions to the Red Cross, methinks.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Vodkablogging

While shopping at the liquor store tonight, I noticed a new (to me) vodka. It's not clear if the english double entendre was totally responsible for the naming, but I'm sure it didn't hurt in the marketing decision.

For you see, the vodka gets its name from the Dutch word for "1. smooth, 2. even, 3. balanced," but that word happens to be "effen."

I can hardly wait to go to a bar and order "an effen martini."

Systemic Pedophilia in DHS

Okay, I have completely internalized the fact that when BushCo staffs an organization, they're going to do it with unqualified, questionably-competent cronies. That's pretty much a given.

But today, in this dailykos diary, jem6x notes the fact Brian Dole is not the only Homeland Security official to be arrested for pedophilia-related charges. In fact, there have recently been three DHS officials who have allegedly engaged in pedophilia.

What the hell is going on here? Have we gotten to the point where these people are so surrounded by sleaze and corruption that a 55-year-old DHS spokesman allegedly thinks he can attempt to mack on a 14-year-old girl? One of the other dudes, Frank Figueroa, was in charge of "a national program to target child sex predators". He exposed himself to a 16-year-old then proceeded to masturbate. He pleaded no contest to the charges.

Seriously, now...what's with these people?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Coffee Roasting Learnings - Colombia Narino

Back in February we got a coffee roaster along with some sampler packs of green coffee beans. We just finished the first pack and are moving on to the second pack, so I'm just putting this up as a historical document to keep track of our thoughts on the particular beans. Since we're learning the roasting trade, we want to keep a notebook on our thoughts as we go.

Columbia Narino Caracel del Abuelo

We picked this pack as the first one to try since...well...it's from Colombia. Juan Valdez, and all.

Our general take on this one, after making 4-5 batches: Pretty Weak Honestly, no matter what we did, this stuff was acceptable, but from a hardcore coffee freak perspective, I might as well be drinking tea.

We tried pre-heating the Fresh Roast 2...we progressively cranked it up to the maximum time....and after that, the shit is still weak. By no means unflavorable, but I'm far less interested in the subtle interplay of the aftertastes as I am with having a seriously dark brew of freakin' Joe.

We're now moving on to some beans from Costa Rica. Just roasted them up a few minutes ago, and the results look (and smell) more promising. More details to come.