The big headline today is that Bush will be unveiling his national bird flu plan.
I can just imagine...
The Plan
1. Drink lots of fluids
2. Eat soup (but avoid chicken soup)
3. Stockpile Tamiflu
4. Kill and burn your parakeet if he starts sneezing
I guess he can throw Harriet Miers a bone and appoint her to the soon-to-be-created cabinet-level Flu Czar post.
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