I Know the Future is in Good Hands

While trying to find some quotes for the previous post, I happened across this kid's term paper. It brought a tear of joy to my eye, knowing that our future will be, at least in part, in the hands of people as brilliantly sarcastic as this...

Dear Ms. Lagerquist,

Here is the status of my Social Studies term paper on the Iraq War. I know that we both wish that my term paper was completed. But writing a term paper is hard work. (1) I've worked hard on the paper, I'm working hard on it now, and I will continue to work hard on it. But I'm making progress. (2) And I think about it every day, every single day